Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Nothing Says "Adult" Like...

From my experience, these are telltale signs that you have reached adulthood.


Nothing says "Adult" like...

...drinking juice from a juicebox using a silly straw.


...ringback tones.


...giggling anytime your hear a word that rhythms with "nipple."


...spilling a colorful, fruity or chocolate cereal all over your kitchen floor.

...spilling a colorful, fruity or chocolate cereal all over your kitchen floor and letting a pet "clean it up."


...wearing shirts with pop culture quotes.

...scrunchies.

...using "that's what she said" as a response to any/everything.

...stating, "I'm not much of a "reader"" in the favorite books section of a networking profile.

...deleting your Myspace because of "all the drama."

...calling in sick to work so you can participate in a beer pong tournament.



...partaking in Little 500 activities after graduating from college.

...wearing your underpants around your waist, and your pants below your ass.

...posting flirtatious messages on someone's Facebook profile while you wait for them to sign on to chat so you can ask them out.

...asking the person you've been dating if you're "Facebook serious" yet, i.e., ready to post that you're "In a relationship" with each other.

...letting that "asshole who wasted 3 months of your life" know how much happier you are without him/her via your Facebook status.

...wearing Crocs.

...wearing socks with Crocs.

...moshing.

...drinking booze out of a colorful, reusable, 24 ounce mug.

...giggling everytime Cubs' right-fielder, Milton Bradley is up to bat.

...tagging all of your friends in a Facebook note titled "801 Things About ME!"

...blogging about adulthood.

Feel free to add your pearls of wisdom to the list.